Excrucians have launched wave after wave of attacks on Earth, but
few were weirder than the time they brought
aliens. First,
they arranged for the death of Zeta Reticula, among other worlds, and
then enslaved the desperate, homeless refugees and hurled them with
excrucian-powered weaponry. Budd led one of these attacks, wielding
one of Zeta Reticula’s most lethal weapons. Alas, Deirdre and
Magnus combined forced to fend off this attack, the first working
with the Power of Science (who wielded Occam’s Razor) to prove that
the Zeta Reticulans really couldn’t be attacking, and then Magnus
turned the engines of economy and hype to popularizing the attack.
Through their efforts, mankind was saved and the Zeta Reticulans
reduced to jokes and tchotchkies.
As Deirdre waded through his
armada, her red blade glowing with disdain, Budd made sure to
surrender to
her.
Deirdre brought her to Peng
Lai and cast the war-criminal before Kirin’s throne for judgment.
When she demanded to know why he shouldn’t be brought before the
Locust Court for serving an Excrucian, Budd claimed he had only his
race’s best interests in mind. Kirin understood this and judged
that he should serve her as her power: He would save all of humanity
by taking them away from this doomed world and to other, safer
worlds, far from the threat of Excrucians. In exchange, she would
allow him to move the refugees of dead worlds, including his own, to
Earth. When humanity was safe, she would allow him to be free once
more. He graciously accepted slavery as preferable to death, and
gained the Estate of Immigration to better serve Kirin.
He works now to repair the harm
his armada dealt to the fabric of Earth’s reality. His Reticulan Conspiracy works tirelessly to ferry people to and from the world. The conspiracy vanishes people from the world, bringing them to a safer world far from the Excrucian war. They also go to dead or
dying worlds and brings the desperate back to Earth. Many of them
congregate in refugee camps at the base of Peng Lai until they can
find some secret nook and cranny on Earth into which they can secret
themselves.
Despite his good works, the
Powers and Imperators of Earth remember well that he once served an
Excrucian and continue to question his motives. Can we really trust
the aliens he brings with him? Have they been properly vetted? And
are the people of Earth being safely taken care of? Kirin assures
everyone that everything is fine, but many people are suspicious of
Budd, despite his claims to be a true Earth-man now, having even
taken an Earth name (borrowed from one of his abductees).
Budd serves the Song of the Wild; His flowers are the Wild Rose (The Key of Something Different) and Gorse (The Key of Something Enthralled). His anchors are the Reticulan Conspiracy and his Interstellar Death Engine and flag ship of the Reticulan invasion, the Arc of Extinction.
Immigrants
Budd brings a variety of important races with him into Earth as
part of Kirin’s exchange program of hope and redemption. They’re
not technically anchors, but they often serve Budd’s purpose. Among
others, these include:
Gnomes
From a dying world full of rich greenery, giant bugs, mushroom
houses and colorful, twee deciduous trees, Gnomes have escaped the
dread hand of the Excrucians to make their way to Earth. Budd often
holds them up as an example of model immigrants, as they’ve
integrated fairly well with humanity. They’ve found a place in the
gardens of mankind and employment in the banks of Zurich. Often,
when humans discuss gnomes, they universally imply that gnomes are
jewish. This is a
stereotype! Most gnomes might be jewish, but there’s quite some
Buddhist and LeVayan Satanist minorities among the gnomish populations
Rules of Gnomes:
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Bond:
Gnomes are adorable +1
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Bond:
Gnomes are very good with money +1
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Affliction:
Gnomes turn to stone while a human looks at them 2
Steampunks
Not all aliens from other worlds
aren’t human! Steampunks come from a world that’s dying of
airship piracy. Starvation, war and general collapse have turned the
world into a vast ruin of decaying monuments, badlands and deserts
full of lost cities and toxic smogs that hide the land. They came to
Earth recently, and have mostly settled into the Pacific Northwest.
Some have mistaken their technology and style as a fashion trend and
begun aping Steampunks, which the Steampunks consider offensive
cultural appropriation.
Rules of Steampunks:
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Bond:
Steampunks look great +1
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Bond:
Steampunk technology is beautiful, wholesome and impractical +2
Zeta Reticulans
Hailing from Zeta Reticuli, they
mounted an ill-fated invasion in the early 20
th
century, under the threat of Excrucian extinction, who employed
robotic inquisitors to ensure that the Zeta Reticulans obeyed his
will. Since the failed war, wiped from humanity’s memory, which
remains only as audio-recorded thought records that some have
mistaken for a radio play, the Zeta Reticulans have taken up
residency in the world, where they serve in Budd’s conspiracy,
helping to transport humans off world, often leaving duplicates or
tracking devices in the humans that remain. They also work closely
with the governments of the world to give them new technology (and,
it must be said, those governments often use Zeta Reticulan
assistance to maintain power)
Rules of Zeta Reticulans:
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Bond:
Zeta Reticulans are small, weak and ugly +2
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Bond:
Zeta Reticulans are smarter than humans +1
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Bond:
Zeta Reticulans experiment on others +1
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Bond:
Zeta Reticulan technology is dangerous, frightening and powerful +2